Pam to Tara “It may be 10 mins from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe I promise I will hunt you down and f***in' shred you like confetti.”
Pam "I am not a zombie!"
Merlotte's patron "That's exactly what a zombie would say."
Pam to Doctor Ludwig "You f***ing c**t! I'm going to shove my fist up your ass and use you for a hand warmer."
Bill "It appears the reunion was a happy one?"
Eric "Yes, very much so."
Sookie "Eric, shush."
Sookie to Eric“At least there are some things you haven’t forgotten.”
Jessica to Bill “When we survive the day, I am going to eat that f***ing witch. Starting with her face.”
Marnie’s witch “I can ask my boyfriend. He’s got great spiritual energy when he’s not stoned.”
Andy to Holly “These are for you ... they were on sale.”
Eric to Sookie “I’m listening to your heartbeat. I can feel it. Every pulse through your skin into mine. If I lay still and think about nothing else, feels like my own heart is beating.”
Sookie to Eric “I’ve lost too many people in my life, I can’t lose you too.”
Luna to Sam “Okay, how can I say this in a way you won’t misinterpret — f*** you.”
Marnie “But understand this, vampires are NOT immortal. They are only harder to kill.”
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