Eric: “You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”
Sookie: “Only because you can’t remember anything else.”
Sookie: “Only because you can’t remember anything else.”
Eric: "It smells like death in here."
Pam: "It's me."
Eric: "Pam?"
Pam to Eric: "They found you because of me. I f***ed up royally. I'm sorry."
Pam to Eric: "Let me tell you something about Bill. He's a self-loathing, power hungry pompous little dork, and you hate his guts."
Pam to Eric: "You are a Viking vampire god and you bow to no one. If someone crosses you, you rip out their liver with one fang. I have been with you for over 100 years. We traveled the world together, killin' and f***in' and laughin'."
Eric to Pam: "I'm not the vampire you think I am. Not anymore."
Eric to Bill: "According to my progeny, I was... I am a barbarian thug who has never respected your authority. Sookie. Tell her I was born the night she found me, and because of her, I went to my true death knowing what it means to love. Tell her thank you. She still cares for you. I saw it last night. After I'm gone, I hope you two find your way back to each other. Because she deserves happiness with whoever can give it to her."
Sookie to Jason: "I should have known. This is a sex thing isn't it."
Jason: “It’s like a werewolf except it’s a big ass cat.”
Jason: “The second I start sprouting fur, I want you to shoot me right in the head.”
Sookie: “I’m not gonna shoot you.”
Jason: “But you promised.”
Sookie: “I promised I'd take care of you.”
Sookie: “I’m not gonna shoot you.”
Jason: “But you promised.”
Sookie: “I promised I'd take care of you.”
Jason: "What'd you think that meant? Change my kitty litter?"
Jason: "I'm a police officer and a werepanther. Back off."
Jason to Jessica: "It ain't gonna happen. I ain't turnin.' Those Hot Shot f***ers are so dumb they can't even make a panther."
Sam to Andy: "Alright now. I've had about all I can take of this shit. These people just lost everything, and my retirement plan went up in smoke. Now I don't know what's wrong with you, but if you don't shut up and stop fuckin' with me, I'm going to turn into a doberman and chew off your goddamn face."
Andy to Sam: "And I will call animal control and have you put to sleep."
Andy to Sam: "And I will call animal control and have you put to sleep."
Sookie to Alcide: “You’ve already helped me more than you know. Go shed, kill stuff, do whatever werewolves do. I got this.”
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